This morning, the morning after July 4th, I woke up and realized it was a totally free day and I should probably put together some kind of agenda. Naturally, the first thing I did was open my computer. It was on Showtime Anytime from the “Masters of Sex” early release of the third season premiere. So I clicked around and there was Fat Actress, and watched all seven episodes of glory.There were so many guest stars! It was a really fun watch, there were some times that I could not stop cackling like a lady that understood how one might eat a cake that one bought six years earlier just because it was in a cooler in your kitchen that you renovated to lose some weight.Rachael Harris and Bryan Callen are fantastic support for the series and provide so much joy. I love seeing Rachael Harris in a sexy, not-horrible-woman role, where she also has some fun and kicks a tiny bit of ass. Bryan Callen is my favorite when he’s in a not-horrible-man role too, so it kind of works out in ways that are awesome and also unexpected. Kirstie Alley is hilarious and amazing and apparently is very good friends with a lot of people.The guest stars, again, are great. Kelly Preston, John Travolta, Merv Griffin, Chris Macdonald, Kevin Nealon, Mayim Bialik (as a sexual evil genius), Kid Rock, Leah Remini, Marc Curry… oh, and Jeff Zucker, then-president of NBC.
And finally, my favorite line by a long shot. When Kirstie Alley offers Anne Heche’s number, Mo Collins’ jail guard character says,
Too skinny, can’t do nothin’ with it.